biggaybunny:

biggaybunny:

biggaybunny:

biggaybunny:

Trans women will literally feel comfortable near you and flop down on their side.

Trans women will come up and sniff your hand and eat a piece of lettuce or perhaps fruit out of your hand if you’re patient.

Trans women are mostly crepuscular and enjoy having secluded areas to rest in during the day

However trans women will chew on your wires if you let them.

dykemcqueen:

Top Ten Worst Moments of My Life: last night my fiancée paused the House ep and whispered something in my hard of hearing ear that i didn’t quite catch. i THOUGHT she mightve said we should fuck and come back to the ep later ??? but that’s pretty out of character for her and it was a really good hilson domestic ep so i just said “watching house and wilson is like sex to me” and hit play, assuming that if she really did want to have sex she would scoff and pause it again.

apparently thats exactly what she wanted but she didnt scoff nor did she pause it. she let it play. we watched the whole episode. she just took it at face value that i would rather watch house and wilson queerbait than have actual gay sex

cuntmunism:

hellsite-yano:

dynalope:

aprilcodescrap:

Remember that the entire reason the internet forced you to fill in Captchas for the past 14 years is because they were using your answers to train AI in image and text recognition.

Of course the AI can read the text because the entire human race has been unable to use the internet without being forced to train it for over a decade.

The fact that they are still trying to keep up the facade so they can keep charging for their captcha services is laughable since they have made the service useless by using it this way.

@daxite are aware of what exactly?

This isn’t “conspiracy”, this is all very easily verifiable information and has been for at least half a decade

not to be that bitch, but the original captcha project was used to train computers to read badly printed words in newspapers and books that were being digitized. this changed in like 2014, about 5 years after captcha was bought by google

foxpopvli:

19. Nerd

#foxtober2023

captainkranos:

ur-daily-inspiration:

@robotgirlbutt

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subspaceskater:

halloween costume 3

“sexy nurse with a really really big syringe”

lemmaeof:

lemmaeof:

man you don’t get to say shit about the eroticism of the machine until you’ve seen a wireframe of a robot complete with all of its internal mechanics intact and in intricate detail

ALT

this is divinity to me

dumtranskitty-3:

cakerly:

original-username42:

flexxyfluxx:

oblivious-transbian:

idkmanwhatdoyouexpect:

gazzleigh:

whoops

My finger slipped 😞

oh nyo

what peril~

truly disastrous

Mrrp meow nysa~

@dumtranskitty-3

:3

adobe-outdesign:

this new Mr. Mime card from the 151 set is already pretty nice looking but then you realize

they are playing!! chess

mattibee:

mattibee:

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